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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Hairy Experiences gets a make over

After many delays I have finally updated the look of Hairy Experiences. Please take a few minutes to check it out and let me know your feedback.

Friday, March 24, 2006

The line in the sand

I received this link to an article from a friend of mine. It seemed pretty harmless at first but after thinking on it a bit I realized how flawed this really is.

To summarize the article, it's regarding being able to arrest people or fine them for being too drunk in a bar. Being a man that has been one of the drunkest guys in the bar a few times, this worried me a bit, but I could see the logic behind it. In my finest moments I have done some dumb things including jumping from buildings. Granted the end result wasn't anything like the kid mentioned in this article who missed the swimming pool and died. I managed to walk away, or rather hobble away, on a broken foot. Stopping this sort of stuff is a good thing, believe me.

The thing about this law that really bugs me is that it is enforcement based on opinion. Take robbery for example, there is a finite line that, if crossed, means you are robbing someone. If you decide to break someone's car window, and pull out their stereo, that's robbery. There is no grey area here. However with this new legislation, how drunk is too drunk? If the police officer decides he doesn't like the way you look at him as he walks into the bar, can he arrest you if you've had 3 beers? If you dance really badly, does that count as "not having the normal use of mental or physical faculties"? Does it matter that the drunkest guy in the bar is sitting next to his dead sober friend?

They do mention that the arresting officers can perform a field sobriety test but it is not required. This is the only thing that can fully measure how drunk a person is yet it is not required? People are always going to do stupid things, we are never going to stop that, no matter how many rules and laws are wrapped around controlling our behaviour.

I do not condone drunk driving at all...

... but I do feel that this is not the way to stop it. If a guy leaves the bar walking on rubber legs, drooling, slurring, without a sober friend to help them get home, then the police have every right to act. It seems like the line keeps getting rubbed out and redrawn biting further into the side that our freedoms are on.

See the article at Chron.com

Monday, March 20, 2006

Air Pollution

I was watching Fuse this evening, the 'New MTV'. They were playing a series of videos for a variety of bands. One video came up that represents everything that is wrong with the music industry today. It wasn't a badly made video, or a bad song in anyway, it was just that there was absolutely nothing original about it. It was a pure product of the close minded music machine that is dominating everything that we hear these days.

'The Killers' came out a while back with a pop, energetic 80's sound which was great. It was a unique sound and had a lot of drive behind it. Good for them. I don't believe they will ever be one of the greats that people will look back on, but at least they had some originality.

The band I saw this evening was called 'The Editors' and if you closed your eyes would think it was 'The Killers'. Surely all the big music mega-companies could put aside a little of their cash that they have locked up in suing kids for downloading mp3's, and put it towards finding real talent. I have seen so many fantastic bands in clubs throughout New York City that can stomp all over some of the drivel we are forced to listen to on radio. I would guess 9 in 10 bands being released to the market are playing formulaic, fits the mold music ... basically playing cover tunes with different words and notes.

New York is one of the hubs of fashion, music and the performance arts, yet the radio stations that pervade the air waves are as tepid as the backwaters of the Hudson.

Friday, March 17, 2006

Toby Tobin remembered

Thought I'd forward post this story as it is truly an amazing tale about a seemingly ordinary person who turned out to be extraordinary. This is from the memoirs of Toby & Daphne Tobin, dear family friends of ours. Toby was a glider pilot during World War 2 and passed away late last year after a long successful life in peace. He was always a resolute, honest man, but with a humorous twinkle in his eye. I guess seeing the destruction and mayhem that he did makes normal life seem amazing, even in moments that for us may seem intolerable.

Arnhem

"In August, with our lines of communication becoming very extended and the Germans having consolidated and putting up heavy resistance, it was felt that the Allies could get bogged down on the West side of the River Rhine through the coming Winter. In an effort to avoid this a massive airborne operation was planned to take the three bridges over the Rivers Maas, Waal and Rhine in Holland, allowing our armies to storm through into Germany and the industrial area of the Rhur. If this could be achieved it was felt the Germans would capitulate and the war in Europe would be over. September l7th was finally decided upon and the Americans were to drop on the bridges over the Maas and Waal at Nijmegen, which were only a few miles ahead of our advancing armies, whilst the British lst Airborne would go for the bridge over the Rhine at Arnhem, which was about 40 miles further on into enemy held territory. Although we had plenty of gliders, the number of tug aircraft available was very limited, so it was decided to have three drops on l7th, l8th and l9th. Then, as there were limited dropping zones around the city of Arnhem which is a forested area, and also to avoid heavy civilian casualties in the city, it was decided that we should drop on open moorland west of the small town of Oosterbeek, eight miles from the bridge. My glider was loaded with a Jeep and trailer full of ammunition and six men of the Border Regiment, and we took off at +- 09.00 hrs. on l7th September, on the first drop. There were thousands of aircraft in the air, a sight impossible to describe. The weather was clear and we encountered only light anti-aircraft fire crossing the coast of Holland. We met with some resistance over the dropping zone and a few gliders and tugs were hit, but the drop was successful. I released at about 2,000 feet, having identified my exact position , and made a good landing right on target. Gliders and Paratroops were pouring in and, as expected on such an operation, there were some horrific crashes. Enemy resistance was mainly small arms fire and we were able to consolidate off the dropping zone and head towards Oosterbeek, where Divisional H.Q. was established in the Hartenstein Hotel.

We learned afterwards that the Americans met little resistance over their dropping zones, took their bridges quickly, and were relieved by the British 30 Corps within hours.

I will not attempt to go into details of the next 9/l0 days, but will summarize to the best of my ability. Unknown to us there was a German Panzer Division (S.S. troops, heavily armoured with tanks, mobile guns etc.) camped in the woods around Arnhem and servicing their equipment, having been withdrawn from the front. They were obviously ordered to get operational immediately and defend the area. Within hours they had sealed off all the means of advancing from Oosterbeek to Arnhem. A small force of approximately l00 men, mostly Paratroops and a couple of Glider Pilots, had got through to the bridge and taken the southern end., but no more of us were able to get through to support them. They fought gallantly for 5/6 days before they were practically annihilated Only a handful of them survived as prisoners of war, after they had run out of ammunition, food and water. The second and third drops, and the supply drops, were delayed due to poor weather and when they did come in they encountered heavy anti-aircraft fire. On the ground the enemy were closing in and picking them off as they were landing. The sky was full of burning aeroplanes and gliders. We were being bombed, shelled, mortared and strafed by enemy fighters constantly, day and night, as the Germans squeezed our perimeter smaller and smaller.

On the second day I was with about ten others, mostly Glider Pilots, trying to get through to the bridge when two German fighter aircraft attacked us. We took cover in some trees in the driveway of a big house, but they had spotted us and came in very low and fired rockets into the trees. When they left and the dust had settled I was shell shocked but uninjured. Eddie Richards was lying alongside of me and I nudged him but then realised he had been hit and discovered he had a massive wound in his chest. I packed a field dressing over the wound but I felt sure he was dead. According to the Roll of Honour he did not die until 24th/25th September, at the end of the battle, so perhaps he was moved to a first aid post and died later. He is buried in Oosterbeek. My memory of this incident is confused but I believe I was the only one to walk out of those trees. I did visit Eddie’s parents when I eventually got back to England.

We had taken in some small anti-tank guns, mortars etc., but otherwise we only had rifles, machine guns and hand grenades. We managed to destroy many German tanks and vehicles before our heavier equipment ran out of ammunition, or was blown away. Airborne troops are only equipped to survive for +- 48 hours after dropping, and we had been told that 30 Corps would relieve us within this time. In fact, the Germans managed to hold them down on the road between Nijmegen and Arnhem and they were unable to get through. It was one of the bloodiest battles of the war. Both the Germans and the British lost many hundreds of men. Many of my friends and comrades died alongside of me and, looking back, it is a miracle how any of us came out of it alive. I had a cigarette tin in the left hand breast pocket of my jumpsuit, and a large piece of shrapnel got lodged in this, but I had no physical wounds. In no small measure I am sure it was the tough training in Tilshead that made us both physically and mentally strong enough to keep on fighting. After 8/9 days our perimeter was only about l50 metres in diameter. The tiny town of Oosterbeek was virtually blown off the face of the earth. I was in the cellar of a bombed out house with about 6/8 others, mostly wounded, with German tanks standing outside pumping shells through the remains. Eventually the door to the cellar was kicked in and a German soldier shouted “Raus Raus”. I have ever since wanted to meet this chap, as I wonder why he did not drop a grenade down the cellar stairs. ( I was now a prisoner of war)."

From the memoirs of Toby & Daphne Tobin

Pictured here with British paras at the commemorations at Arnhem/Oosterbeek 2004:



Image courtesy of www.mvt-essex.org.uk

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Getaway Silliness

On my way into work this morning I was in some fast moving traffic and noticed a big dump truck in the slow lane. It was carrying a load of sand and had a sign on the back saying 'Construction Vehicle. Do not follow.'.

If I was a bank robber, this would be my choice of get away car/truck. The cops would be completely trumped by the 'Do Not Follow' sign.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Chef leaves South Park. Umm check please!

Every day I see blinders that folks wear that allow them to see what they want to see. If they happen to see anything out side of their narrow vision they get upset and annoyed. Not sure what the deal is with Scientology but lately it has come under some scrutiny due to Tom Cruises bizarre behavior and complete intolerance of respective professions such as psychiatry, saying that people who go to shrinks are wrong and that it is morally wrong and blah blah blah. I will dig up some more info on this so I can speak to it further.

Today yet another intolerant Scientoligist has surfaced in the form of Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef in SouthPark. He quit citing that Southpark writers had crossed the line of tolerance and bigotry. This is after being in the show for years through plot lines that make fun of Christians, Jews, Mormons, different races, other countries, celebrities, politicians, dictators, Satan, sexual orientation, body functions, peadophiles, psychotics, caffeine addiction, the social hierarchy and more.

Not one word out of Mr. Hayes.

Until...

... they made fun of Scientology including appearances of Tom 'Crazy about Scientology' Cruise and John Travolta, that he up and quit. Up until that episode he was quite happy to cash checks and live the good life whilst making fun of everyone else's religions and beliefs. In the words of Trey Parker in this article, 'He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin.'

Read the full article here at Yahoo! News