Ethan Logic

As many know, my son Ethan has a rather unique outlook on things so I thought I'd share a couple of gems regarding life according to him:

Apparently

you have a nose to store boogers in it.

He can't drive because he doesn't have a drivers license. When asked why not he said

I have to go to boating school to get a license

not because he is only 3 feet tall and can't even see over the wheel, let alone reach the pedals.

Why boating school you may ask? Well, that's where SpongeBob Squarepants goes for his driving lessons.